The Rules . . .

There are certain rules at the bar.  When I was first trained – an experience so traumatic I don’t think I can write about it yet – Adalina, the brash blond bombshell who trained me, handed me a surprisingly thick manual.  It started with a four page list of DO’S AND DON’TS in big, bold block caps.

For example:

DON’T get too drunk (And: YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DRINK PATRON UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!)  

DO pay attention to the women – they tip better.

DON’T turn the volume down, even if someone asks.  It’s a party, not a café!

And my favourite:  Remember, the customers are ALWAYS WRONG!